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1. What's a prostitute's favourite music genre?

Whore-pera!

2. I was getting the edge of myself and a friend said to me "chill, take a breather"

I replied, without having sense "I don't have asthma, give that to my grandpa instead"

3. What did medieval castle guards eat for breakfast?

moatmeal

4. I’ve been selling handbags part time. It’s not a salaried position…

… but I do get a purse sent

5. Who is the best person who can help you deal with pressure in your job?

A professional diver.

6. [Meta] Why are nsfw jokes allowed?

I don't think this needs much explanation: Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid, but 90% of the nsfw jokes here don't fulfill that simple criteria whatsoever

7. I could barely speak so I went to the pharmacist

She gave me a packet of purple kool aid mix and said this will fix you right up. Are you sure? I croaked out. Of course! Everyone knows that WITH GRAPE POWDER COMES GREAT RESPONSE-ABILITY

8. Why won't Gen Xers use more than eight ice cubes?

Because eight is enough

9. My girlfriend was looking at buying a pear tree and said they can grow 18-20 feet…

I said I’d prefer if it grew pears

10. Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had reptile dysfunction

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